1 00:00:12,153 --> 00:00:13,553 'See that? 2 00:00:13,673 --> 00:00:16,673 'That's what's going to kill everyone 3 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:18,793 'any second now. 4 00:00:18,953 --> 00:00:22,633 'It doesn't matter who you are, who you pray to, 5 00:00:22,753 --> 00:00:24,073 'black or white, 6 00:00:24,193 --> 00:00:25,273 'straight or gay, 7 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,513 'rich or poor.' 8 00:00:29,793 --> 00:00:31,793 'Yeah, it's Judgment Day. 9 00:00:31,913 --> 00:00:33,833 'The actual apocalypse. 10 00:00:33,953 --> 00:00:35,153 'And where am I? 11 00:00:35,273 --> 00:00:36,633 'In Slough. 12 00:00:36,793 --> 00:00:40,513 'Or rather, under Slough, watching it on telly.' 13 00:00:40,633 --> 00:00:42,393 One minute now. 14 00:00:42,553 --> 00:00:45,233 One minute. These pictures coming live to us from Hubble. 15 00:00:45,353 --> 00:00:46,913 'I know what you're thinking. 16 00:00:47,073 --> 00:00:49,073 'Cheer up, you're one of the lucky ones! 17 00:00:49,193 --> 00:00:50,913 'My question is, am I? 18 00:00:51,073 --> 00:00:54,073 'I mean, have you seen who else is in here? 19 00:00:56,673 --> 00:00:58,633 'Who are these people?' 20 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:02,113 'How the hell did this happen? 21 00:01:02,127 --> 00:01:04,647 'Are we the future of mankind? 22 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:06,767 'I mean, seriously?!' 23 00:01:06,927 --> 00:01:09,807 The human race united as never before. 24 00:01:09,967 --> 00:01:14,927 It's time to brace ourselves to say goodbye. 25 00:01:18,456 --> 00:01:20,576 Thank you all for watching. I hope we'll meet again. 26 00:01:27,781 --> 00:01:31,965 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 27 00:01:52,617 --> 00:01:54,617 Hey, lovely. 28 00:01:54,737 --> 00:01:57,017 Message 2,610. 29 00:01:59,057 --> 00:02:01,377 It's my birthday. Yay! 30 00:02:02,697 --> 00:02:05,217 Seventh one without you. 31 00:02:05,337 --> 00:02:07,857 And it's not getting any easier. 32 00:02:08,017 --> 00:02:11,217 I thought it would, but nothing changes. 33 00:02:13,017 --> 00:02:14,097 I still miss you... 34 00:02:15,497 --> 00:02:17,217 ..as much as I did on day one. 35 00:02:19,737 --> 00:02:21,897 So, usual stuff - 36 00:02:22,057 --> 00:02:24,657 if you're out there, give me a sign. 37 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,937 Anything. Just... 38 00:02:27,057 --> 00:02:28,817 a little birthday present. 39 00:02:40,777 --> 00:02:43,417 Blimey, you're up early. I haven't been to bed yet. 40 00:02:43,577 --> 00:02:46,457 But good news, I am now officially a Level 3 Warlock. 41 00:02:46,577 --> 00:02:47,817 All right! 42 00:02:47,977 --> 00:02:50,417 Good to hear the career is going well. 43 00:02:50,577 --> 00:02:52,537 Aren't you tired of having exactly the same thing 44 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:55,007 cooked for exactly the same amount of time every morning? 45 00:02:55,127 --> 00:02:57,527 No. And by the way, it's Tuesday. 46 00:02:57,687 --> 00:03:00,447 No, don't sigh, just pay the rent. 47 00:03:00,607 --> 00:03:02,807 'I spend too much of my life having this conversation. 48 00:03:02,867 --> 00:03:05,307 'So set up a direct debit. Yeah, but then I'd be on the grid. 49 00:03:05,327 --> 00:03:07,007 'What grid?!' 50 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:09,327 Let's do a little experiment, shall we? Let's not. 51 00:03:09,447 --> 00:03:11,607 What happens if I do this? 52 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:13,727 Oh, no, he's out of his comfort zone. 53 00:03:13,887 --> 00:03:17,287 Heart pounding, palms clammy. Embrace it, this is therapy. 54 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:18,527 Embrace the chaos. 55 00:03:18,687 --> 00:03:20,927 Good news, I'm also timing it on my watch. 56 00:03:21,047 --> 00:03:22,447 So there! 57 00:03:22,567 --> 00:03:24,807 Hmm? I... Ah! 58 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:28,167 Is this you teaching me to embrace the chaos? 59 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:30,007 You've burnt your mouth, haven't you? 60 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:32,767 Seriously, Jamie, these routines are killing you. 61 00:03:32,927 --> 00:03:35,407 You need to get some life back in your life. 62 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:40,927 Noob! Noob! 63 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:44,607 Be careful where you look, yeah? Don't look 'em in the eye. 64 00:03:44,727 --> 00:03:46,607 In here, it's a sign of aggression. 65 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,447 You're in a world of pain, noob. 66 00:03:50,287 --> 00:03:51,687 Ignore 'em, just walk. 67 00:03:51,847 --> 00:03:55,447 Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob! 68 00:03:59,527 --> 00:04:01,567 Deep breaths. 69 00:04:01,687 --> 00:04:02,967 Deep breaths. 70 00:04:03,087 --> 00:04:05,967 Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob! 71 00:04:10,687 --> 00:04:12,767 Welcome to the neighbourhood, noob. 72 00:04:12,887 --> 00:04:15,407 She's fine, got dibs on that! 73 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:18,087 Going to rope it, soap it and grope it. 74 00:04:18,207 --> 00:04:19,767 This is temporary. 75 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,927 No, no, I mean it. I'm going to get bailed out any second. 76 00:04:23,047 --> 00:04:24,127 My lawyer's working on it. 77 00:04:24,187 --> 00:04:26,467 So you'll come and get me as soon as it's posted, right? 78 00:04:26,487 --> 00:04:28,767 I put a mint on your pillow. Enjoy. 79 00:04:41,327 --> 00:04:42,327 OK. 80 00:04:43,647 --> 00:04:46,087 OK, don't panic. Don't panic. 81 00:04:47,447 --> 00:04:48,767 Hey, noob, over here. 82 00:04:50,327 --> 00:04:52,047 It's OK, don't be scared. 83 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,727 What's your name, noob? 84 00:04:55,687 --> 00:04:56,687 Rhonda. 85 00:04:56,807 --> 00:05:00,007 Rhonda, that's a nice name. 86 00:05:00,127 --> 00:05:01,727 Fuck you, Rhonda. 87 00:05:01,847 --> 00:05:03,087 Where's my money? 88 00:05:03,247 --> 00:05:06,567 See, this ring's for the Latinas. You pay rent, bitch. 89 00:05:06,687 --> 00:05:08,967 Hey, why don't you leave her be? 90 00:05:09,127 --> 00:05:11,607 This don't concern you. It's between me and the noob. 91 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:13,327 I said, leave her alone 92 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:16,687 or else you and me is going to have a little problem, sweetheart. 93 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:22,087 Hey, Rhonda, I'm Leanne. 94 00:05:22,207 --> 00:05:24,487 Girl, I seen you on the TV. 95 00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:26,927 You are quite the celebrity. 96 00:05:27,047 --> 00:05:29,047 You OK in there, hon? 97 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:30,607 Uh, not really. 98 00:05:30,767 --> 00:05:33,807 Now, don't you worry about them girls. 99 00:05:33,927 --> 00:05:36,367 You're going to be just fine. 100 00:05:36,527 --> 00:05:41,007 You're with me now and I ain't going to let nothing bad happen to you. 101 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:44,967 Thank you. Well, it is my pleasure, hon. 102 00:05:45,087 --> 00:05:47,407 What are friends for? 103 00:05:57,407 --> 00:06:01,247 Et benedictus fructus ventris tui 104 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:04,687 Ave Maria, gratia plena 105 00:06:04,807 --> 00:06:07,327 Dominus tecum 106 00:06:07,447 --> 00:06:11,207 Benedicta tu in mulieribus 107 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:15,647 Et benedictus fructus ventris tui 108 00:07:52,852 --> 00:07:56,532 Ah, you must be the new work experience. Gavin, is it? 109 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:57,744 Welcome aboard. 110 00:08:01,663 --> 00:08:03,663 So, interested in banking, are we? 111 00:08:03,823 --> 00:08:06,863 Nah, I sent my form back late. All the good stuff had gone. 112 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:08,063 Oh, I see. 113 00:08:08,223 --> 00:08:10,503 'Well, any questions - don't be shy. Just ask. 114 00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:12,663 'So, you're one of them fat cats then?' 115 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,223 One of the wankers that screwed us? 116 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:15,623 Well, what do you think? 117 00:08:15,743 --> 00:08:17,903 Nah, you'd be better dressed. 118 00:08:18,023 --> 00:08:19,183 Good. 119 00:08:19,303 --> 00:08:20,503 Any other questions? 120 00:08:20,623 --> 00:08:23,823 Yeah, got a hug for your mum?! 121 00:08:23,943 --> 00:08:25,423 Oh! 122 00:08:27,063 --> 00:08:30,543 Mum, this is Gavin. Gavin, my mum. 123 00:08:30,663 --> 00:08:31,663 Loser. 124 00:08:36,903 --> 00:08:39,743 Mum, I can't drink. I'm at work. 125 00:08:39,863 --> 00:08:40,943 Nonsense. 126 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:45,103 I've got one child and I am going to help him celebrate his birthday. 127 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:48,743 Plus, I just finished being on nights for a week. So, cheers. 128 00:08:50,303 --> 00:08:52,663 Christ, I'm losing the will to live. 129 00:08:55,503 --> 00:08:58,583 Sod it, we're not learning anything. Let's do this. 130 00:09:00,423 --> 00:09:03,743 Here you are! Happy birthday, darling. Thanks, Mum. 131 00:09:07,263 --> 00:09:10,023 A subscription to an online dating website. 132 00:09:10,143 --> 00:09:11,783 Mum, we've been through this! 133 00:09:11,903 --> 00:09:13,703 You've got to move on, Jamie. 134 00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:15,463 I don't want to move on. 135 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,623 You're like that woman in the book. 136 00:09:18,783 --> 00:09:20,703 You might have to narrow that down a little bit. 137 00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:23,143 You know the one, the cobwebby one. 138 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,423 Spider-Woman? 139 00:09:24,543 --> 00:09:26,143 No, from the old days. 140 00:09:26,263 --> 00:09:28,943 Um... Oh...thingy! 141 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:30,983 I've actually got some work to do. 142 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,023 Havisham. 143 00:09:32,143 --> 00:09:34,703 Miss Havisham - Great Expectations. 144 00:09:34,823 --> 00:09:36,623 Jilted at the altar. 145 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,143 I wasn't jilted at the altar. 146 00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:40,183 Spent years moping around the house 147 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:43,623 wearing her wedding dress - frozen in time. 148 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,463 But you're still young, Jamie. PHONE RINGS 149 00:09:46,623 --> 00:09:48,343 Yeah? You've got to stop acting like 150 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,943 your best days are behind you. Who? 151 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,023 It isn't healthy. Well, what do they want? 152 00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:55,943 Life throws stuff at you. I'll be there in a minute. 153 00:09:56,103 --> 00:09:59,223 Sometimes it's bad but sometimes it's really good. 154 00:10:01,463 --> 00:10:05,583 It's been seven years, Jamie. Time to let go. 155 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:08,663 And did you ever stop to think that maybe I like my rut? 156 00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:11,143 Maybe I like having a routine? 157 00:10:11,303 --> 00:10:13,743 I don't want any more surprises in my life. 158 00:10:13,903 --> 00:10:16,903 I like knowing exactly what's going to happen next. 159 00:10:17,023 --> 00:10:18,943 Shut it, shit mouth. 160 00:10:19,063 --> 00:10:20,663 Jamie Winton, I'm arresting you 161 00:10:20,823 --> 00:10:23,863 on 484 separate charges of bank robbery, 162 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,383 identity theft and international cyberterrorism. 163 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,263 What?! Jamie, what the hell's going on? 164 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,643 You don't have to say anything but it may harm your defence 165 00:10:30,703 --> 00:10:33,843 if you don't mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. 166 00:10:33,903 --> 00:10:36,823 No, no, no, there's been a mistake. That's what they all say. 167 00:10:36,983 --> 00:10:39,463 Oh, this is way cooler than I thought it was going to be. 168 00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:51,463 Hurry up, Sister Celine. 169 00:10:51,623 --> 00:10:54,783 Please don't doddle, I'm a very busy man. 170 00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:56,983 Sorry, I have done the whole touristy bit 171 00:10:57,143 --> 00:10:59,463 but I have never been behind the scene before. 172 00:10:59,623 --> 00:11:01,863 I feel like Dorothy in The Wizard Of Oz, 173 00:11:01,983 --> 00:11:03,503 when she looked behind the curtain. 174 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:05,543 A somewhat inappropriate analogy. 175 00:11:05,663 --> 00:11:09,103 There is an actual Devil's Advocate? 176 00:11:09,263 --> 00:11:13,023 You did read the job description before applying, didn't you? 177 00:11:13,183 --> 00:11:15,263 Father Jude will be with you in due course. 178 00:11:16,463 --> 00:11:18,743 Take a seat. 179 00:11:18,863 --> 00:11:19,903 And good luck. 180 00:11:57,503 --> 00:12:00,903 Is it me or did she just look me in the eye? 181 00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:04,503 I just came to say hello, why you got to be so aggressive? 182 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:07,343 I-I-I wasn't, I swear. 183 00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:10,183 I don't have any money, I can't pay you. 184 00:12:10,303 --> 00:12:12,783 No money and an attitude? 185 00:12:12,943 --> 00:12:15,543 Puts us in an awkward position, don't it? 186 00:12:15,703 --> 00:12:19,863 Oh, now see, I thought I told you to leave her alone. 187 00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:22,023 These ladies bothering you, hon? 188 00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:23,423 Oh, Jesus. 189 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,543 Oh, please don't take the Lord's name in vain, sweet pea. 190 00:12:26,703 --> 00:12:30,463 Now, like I said, Rhonda is with me. 191 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,943 That true, noob? You klanning up? 192 00:12:34,183 --> 00:12:37,743 Well, don't be shy now, Rhonda, I thought we was friends. 193 00:12:39,783 --> 00:12:42,903 OK, I'm going to say this real nice and slow, 194 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:46,463 because I know that English ain't your strong point. 195 00:12:46,623 --> 00:12:50,263 Why don't you, and the rest of the donkey fuckers, 196 00:12:50,383 --> 00:12:52,663 go and take a siesta. 197 00:12:52,823 --> 00:12:57,263 You think that's acceptable, noob? That kind of racial slurring? 198 00:12:57,423 --> 00:13:00,423 Ain't no slurring occurring, just stating facts. 199 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:03,263 I'd rather fuck a donkey than fuck my own brother. 200 00:13:03,423 --> 00:13:07,903 Oh, now, see, that is racial, starting in on the inbreeding jibes. 201 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:10,903 I mean, how come you ain't chastising her, huh? 202 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,063 Oh, what, you on their side now? 203 00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:15,263 Hey, noob, we don't want you on our team. 204 00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:17,663 It ain't like on the outside, hon. 205 00:13:17,783 --> 00:13:20,423 In here, you're white - end of. 206 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,823 You ain't with us, you ain't with no-one. 207 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,783 Oh, no, time to pick! 208 00:13:26,903 --> 00:13:28,463 Um... 209 00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:34,223 McNeil, your lawyer's here. 210 00:13:37,063 --> 00:13:38,263 Let's go. 211 00:13:38,383 --> 00:13:39,383 Oh, that's a shame! 212 00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:42,023 Because it looks like I'm out of here. But... 213 00:13:44,503 --> 00:13:45,783 ..for the record, 214 00:13:45,903 --> 00:13:48,223 I would have chosen this for you. 215 00:13:49,983 --> 00:13:52,423 Oh, but don't worry, I've got one for you, too. What?! 216 00:13:55,143 --> 00:13:57,143 Bye! 217 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:01,663 What do you know about the group calling themselves Deus Ex Machina? 218 00:14:01,823 --> 00:14:04,383 Nothing, just what's been on the news. 219 00:14:04,503 --> 00:14:07,223 They're hackers, or anarchists. 220 00:14:07,383 --> 00:14:09,743 I don't know, they seem to hate everything. 221 00:14:09,863 --> 00:14:11,743 And what's your connection to them? 222 00:14:11,863 --> 00:14:13,743 I don't have one. 223 00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:16,103 I want you to take a look at their calling card. 224 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,463 What does this word mean to you? 225 00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:22,183 Nothing, it is gibberish. 226 00:14:22,303 --> 00:14:24,663 And what about if I do... 227 00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:25,823 this? 228 00:14:26,943 --> 00:14:28,383 No, still nothing. 229 00:14:28,543 --> 00:14:31,263 Revelations - chapter six, verses 1-2. 230 00:14:31,423 --> 00:14:34,863 "And I saw when the lamb opened one of the seven seals, 231 00:14:35,023 --> 00:14:38,023 "and I heard one of the four living creatures saying, 232 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,903 "as with the voice of thunder, 233 00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:44,303 "'Come and behold, a white horse.'" 234 00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:46,423 And how is this relevant to my client? 235 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,583 No-one knows the real identity of the leader of Deus Ex, 236 00:14:49,743 --> 00:14:54,023 but online, he goes by the username TheWhiteHorse. 237 00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,463 Would you like to see a photo of him? 238 00:15:01,823 --> 00:15:03,103 Remind you of anyone? 239 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,343 Pricks! 240 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,063 Who the fuck are you? 241 00:15:15,223 --> 00:15:18,223 Sister Celine. I am here for the interview. 242 00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:21,423 Oh, yes, the researcher job. 243 00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:23,823 Please. Bear with me. 244 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:29,223 Sister Celine... Sister Celine? 245 00:15:29,343 --> 00:15:31,183 Sorry about my language, by the way. 246 00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:33,263 Oh, it's OK, I speak English. 247 00:15:35,623 --> 00:15:37,183 I meant my potty mouth - 248 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,023 my swearing. Did it offend you? 249 00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:43,063 It surprised me a little but, no, it does not offend. 250 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:44,263 Let me ask you, 251 00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:48,583 do you find the phrase "Christ on a bike" offensive? 252 00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:51,343 Because I just used it in a meeting and you would have thought 253 00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:53,823 that I'd performed an abortion on the table or something. 254 00:15:53,983 --> 00:15:57,143 Well, I suppose the image of Christ riding a bicycle 255 00:15:57,303 --> 00:15:59,303 could seem a little bit disrespectful. 256 00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:00,983 Really? 257 00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,703 Because I think he'd be very likely to ride a bike. 258 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,543 He seems like that kind of a guy to me. 259 00:16:06,703 --> 00:16:09,823 What else would he show up in, a stretch Hummer? 260 00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:12,543 No, it's not here. 261 00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:14,423 Father Alphonse, 262 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:17,143 could you please bring in Sister Celine's file? 263 00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:24,023 So, tell me what you know about the Devil's Advocate. 264 00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:25,823 Honestly, nothing. 265 00:16:25,983 --> 00:16:28,983 I thought it was a figure of speech until I saw your door. 266 00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:34,103 I should not admit that. I never had a job interview before. 267 00:16:34,263 --> 00:16:37,703 Right, in that case I will treat you to the full spiel. 268 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:40,503 When they want to make someone a saint, 269 00:16:40,663 --> 00:16:42,663 they have to prove that they led a good life 270 00:16:42,783 --> 00:16:44,423 and that there are two miracles 271 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,823 that can be attributed to them since they died. 272 00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:48,583 My job is to prove that they felt up kids 273 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,223 and parked in the handicap spaces, 274 00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:52,743 and that the two miracles are bullshit. 275 00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,703 It's basically quality control. 276 00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:57,183 And it's worked very well for 400 years, 277 00:16:57,343 --> 00:17:01,343 until old JP II abolished the office in the '80s, 278 00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:03,063 and then what do you think happened? 279 00:17:03,183 --> 00:17:04,743 Eh... We made more saints? 280 00:17:04,863 --> 00:17:06,223 Exactly. 281 00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:08,783 We have canonised more people in the past five years 282 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,423 than in the entire 19th century. 283 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,383 So, they have reinstated the office and here I am... 284 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,503 ..the ecclesiastical turd in the swimming pool. 285 00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:21,663 And I need help. 286 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,423 I need someone tenacious, with a clear head and thick skin, 287 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,423 because we will not be popular. 288 00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:31,903 Do you have doubts, Celine, about your faith? 289 00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:33,103 Yes. 290 00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:36,143 Good, there is no faith without doubt. 291 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,663 Next question. Do you smoke? 292 00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:41,783 Have you ever tried? 293 00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:43,903 Then how do you know you won't like it? 294 00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,823 It's so good to see a friendly face! 295 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:51,063 You have no idea... OK, here's the thing. 296 00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,903 We may have a slight problem. 297 00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,583 But I'm making bail, right? 298 00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:58,023 You said if I cooperated I'd make bail. 299 00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,103 I know. 300 00:17:59,263 --> 00:18:01,183 You said you could keep me out of jail. 301 00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:02,823 You said community service - 302 00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,023 picking up trash on the side of the road. 303 00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:08,343 You said those things. 304 00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:11,863 I'm a librarian. I can't survive in here! 305 00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:15,743 There's gangs. There's murderers. 306 00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,183 There's a... 307 00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:22,143 There's a woman who ate someone. 308 00:18:22,263 --> 00:18:25,783 Rhonda, I am doing everything I can. 309 00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:30,223 But I just met with the prosecutor and he's playing hardball. 310 00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:34,903 I don't understand. He is refusing to plea bargain. 311 00:18:35,063 --> 00:18:38,663 They're making an example of you, to deter others. 312 00:18:40,143 --> 00:18:44,023 The charge stands at treason. He is seeking five to ten. 313 00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:47,903 Months, right? 314 00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:49,343 Years. 315 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,423 But nothing was stolen! Nothing leaked. 316 00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:57,863 They don't care, Rhonda. 317 00:18:57,983 --> 00:19:00,543 Look at me, what is a black hat? 318 00:19:00,663 --> 00:19:02,823 What's VPN pivoting? 319 00:19:02,943 --> 00:19:04,783 SQL injecting? 320 00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:06,383 What's a rootkit? 321 00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:08,463 Rhonda, what's PowerPoint? 322 00:19:09,663 --> 00:19:14,183 You really expect me to believe that you hacked the NSA, 323 00:19:14,343 --> 00:19:18,303 that you got past the toughest cybersecurity on Earth? 324 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,783 Yeah! 325 00:19:19,903 --> 00:19:22,743 Rhonda, help me to help you, please! 326 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:28,463 Look, I know you're covering for your son. 327 00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:31,263 And that's very noble, but it's very misguided. 328 00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:33,183 They're throwing the book at you 329 00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:35,943 and they can't throw it very hard at a 14-year-old. 330 00:19:36,063 --> 00:19:37,263 I know it was Spike. 331 00:19:42,903 --> 00:19:43,983 It was me. 332 00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,743 All me. 333 00:19:45,863 --> 00:19:48,783 OK, well, there's one more thing. 334 00:19:48,903 --> 00:19:50,023 In your absence, 335 00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:52,263 the court awarded custody of your son to his father, 336 00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:55,103 his biological father. 337 00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:58,983 No, that man has done nothing for my son his whole life! 338 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,703 My husband is Spike's dad. 339 00:20:01,823 --> 00:20:03,183 But your husband is very ill. 340 00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:06,543 He's in no state to take care of a minor and you're in here. 341 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,063 That's time. 342 00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:10,743 No, wait, please. OK, you have to get me out of here! 343 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,543 I know, Rhonda, I am trying all I can. Just stay safe. 344 00:20:16,303 --> 00:20:18,583 Don't do anything dumb. 345 00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:20,823 Don't antagonise anyone. 346 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,831 Hey, did you hear about that poor cow in the States, 347 00:20:34,951 --> 00:20:36,231 the librarian? 348 00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:38,531 Somehow she hacks the NSA, right? 349 00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:42,373 20 minutes she's in the system - stole nothing, leaked nothing. 350 00:20:42,623 --> 00:20:45,703 She faces five to ten years on principle. 351 00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:47,683 Where are you going with this? 352 00:20:47,683 --> 00:20:50,523 Well, Deus Ex hacked the White House and the Pentagon. 353 00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:52,603 They leaked thousands of files. 354 00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:54,363 If they did that to her, 355 00:20:54,523 --> 00:20:57,203 just imagine what the Americans are going to do to you 356 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,523 when you're extradited. 357 00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:01,083 But it's not me. Yeah, except that it is. 358 00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:03,603 And I can prove it. How? 359 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:08,003 Six weeks ago, Interpol learned that TheWhiteHorse was in Moscow. 360 00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:09,163 They just missed him 361 00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:13,283 but they did manage to get some DNA of a wine glass that he used. 362 00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:15,883 And guess who came up as a match. 363 00:21:16,003 --> 00:21:18,603 I've never been to Moscow! 364 00:21:18,763 --> 00:21:21,883 And yet your DNA has. How do you explain that, Professor? 365 00:21:23,603 --> 00:21:26,403 I don't suppose there's any chance that you have a twin? 366 00:21:26,523 --> 00:21:28,083 No. 367 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,563 Oh, bugger, that really would have helped. 368 00:21:31,963 --> 00:21:33,843 Hello? 369 00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:37,563 Spike, honey, it's me. Mom, are you OK? I'm fine, 370 00:21:37,683 --> 00:21:38,923 it's all fine. 371 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:43,083 Don't you worry. The people here are...lovely. 372 00:21:43,243 --> 00:21:46,323 It should be me in there, not you. Honey, remember that talk we had. 373 00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:49,123 It's all gone to shit anyway, Mom. They're taking me away. 374 00:21:49,283 --> 00:21:52,403 But it's only temporary. I'm getting out soon, I promise. 375 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,803 It's all going to be OK. 376 00:21:56,603 --> 00:21:58,963 I know you don't know your real dad but... 377 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,603 he's not so bad. 378 00:22:00,723 --> 00:22:02,483 You always said he was an asshole. 379 00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:04,563 Well, yeah. 380 00:22:04,683 --> 00:22:06,203 But people change, you know? 381 00:22:06,363 --> 00:22:08,203 Did they tell you where he's living now? 382 00:22:08,363 --> 00:22:10,803 These dicks don't tell me anything. It's going to be fine. 383 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,323 My lawyer's on it and... 384 00:22:13,443 --> 00:22:15,803 Oh, my money's running out. 385 00:22:15,963 --> 00:22:19,123 Listen to me, I'm coming home. I promise. 386 00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:22,883 I love you so much. I... 387 00:22:36,403 --> 00:22:39,723 Hi, this is Rhonda McNeil, can I speak with my husband, please? 388 00:22:39,883 --> 00:22:42,643 I'm afraid he's asleep right now. The doctor wants him to rest. 389 00:22:42,763 --> 00:22:43,803 He had chemo this morning. 390 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,323 I understand but I really need to speak with him. 391 00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:48,963 I am sorry, it's not a good time. Try him again tonight. 392 00:22:49,123 --> 00:22:52,283 No, I can't try tonight because this is my last coin, see? I... 393 00:22:52,443 --> 00:22:55,443 About eight, OK? Thank you. No... 394 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:19,786 Here you are. 395 00:23:19,946 --> 00:23:23,066 Let's find out all there is to know about Sister Celine. 396 00:23:23,226 --> 00:23:26,586 Entered the convent straight out of school and... 397 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,906 been there ever since. And... 398 00:23:30,586 --> 00:23:32,466 That's it. 399 00:23:32,586 --> 00:23:34,986 Ooh, is this you? 400 00:23:35,106 --> 00:23:36,586 Oh, you were so fat! 401 00:23:37,946 --> 00:23:40,826 Yeah, well, now I get it. Now it makes perfect sense. 402 00:23:40,946 --> 00:23:42,026 Bullied at school, 403 00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:44,586 you wanted the boys to look at you and none of them did 404 00:23:44,746 --> 00:23:48,506 so you turned to the one man who would always love you as you are. 405 00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,066 And look at you now. 406 00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:55,106 A decade of convent living under your belt and, 407 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,706 that belt has tightened. 408 00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:00,026 The boys look at you now, don't they? 409 00:24:01,146 --> 00:24:04,226 And in your head is a voice saying, 410 00:24:04,346 --> 00:24:06,346 "Maybe I made a mistake. 411 00:24:06,466 --> 00:24:08,546 "I could have had someone. 412 00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,066 "Been loved. 413 00:24:10,186 --> 00:24:11,546 "Made love." 414 00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:13,466 And there is another voice, saying, 415 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:16,626 "Don't be stupid, this is your life. 416 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,466 "Out there, you have nothing." 417 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,106 And both of those voices are yours, aren't they? 418 00:24:22,226 --> 00:24:24,586 Neither one is God's. 419 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:28,626 So, is it faith keeping you with us 420 00:24:28,746 --> 00:24:29,866 or cowardice? 421 00:24:31,546 --> 00:24:34,026 And the waterworks! How predictable. 422 00:24:34,146 --> 00:24:36,106 I'm just tired. I had a long week. 423 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,506 Oh, too tired to defend yourself? 424 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:42,186 Sister Celine - tenacity, a thick skin. 425 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,786 Look, you've never lived. 426 00:24:46,946 --> 00:24:49,546 How can you possibly have any insight into human nature - 427 00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,266 the desperation that people feel, 428 00:24:51,426 --> 00:24:53,426 the lies that they tell because of it? 429 00:24:53,586 --> 00:24:57,186 Have you ever been hungry, addicted, broke? 430 00:24:57,306 --> 00:24:58,546 What, and you have? 431 00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,786 Yes. 432 00:25:01,186 --> 00:25:03,066 I've made mistakes and I've learned from them. 433 00:25:03,186 --> 00:25:05,466 But you know nothing. 434 00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:08,906 This has been... a profound waste of time. 435 00:25:20,306 --> 00:25:22,626 Another one bites the dust. 436 00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:23,826 I'm not surprised. 437 00:25:23,986 --> 00:25:27,666 I really can't see how a woman could... Shut up. 438 00:25:33,226 --> 00:25:34,626 Come on. 439 00:25:34,746 --> 00:25:36,826 Come on! 440 00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,826 Sister Celine. 441 00:25:42,986 --> 00:25:44,906 Is there something that you want to add? 442 00:25:49,186 --> 00:25:51,266 I would have been good at this job. 443 00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:02,826 Was that the best you could do? 444 00:26:02,986 --> 00:26:07,346 You think you can just rip me apart to amuse yourself? 445 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:08,826 Because I am easy target? 446 00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:12,746 My English is not so good but I know the word for that - asshole. 447 00:26:12,866 --> 00:26:14,626 Oh, get back in your closet. 448 00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:18,506 As for you, the smoking, the swearing, all such a pose. 449 00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:20,306 Like a child who needs attention. 450 00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:22,226 "Oh, look at me, aren't I different?" 451 00:26:22,346 --> 00:26:23,426 But you are not. 452 00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:26,306 You think you are a rebel but you're just another sad little man 453 00:26:26,426 --> 00:26:28,426 who touches his penis too much. 454 00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:31,146 That's better. 455 00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:33,746 I like it, it's spunky. 456 00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:35,146 When can you start? 457 00:26:37,146 --> 00:26:41,706 So that's it, you're just going to go back to the convent? 458 00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:43,166 You don't want to see the world? 459 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,186 Not with you, no. I don't believe you. 460 00:26:45,346 --> 00:26:49,386 Look, I think you have backed yourself into a corner. 461 00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:51,706 So think about it, pray on it. 462 00:26:53,506 --> 00:26:55,786 Why don't you see what the big fella wants? 463 00:27:07,906 --> 00:27:09,826 I mean, you have met him, right? 464 00:27:09,986 --> 00:27:12,986 Does he seem like a criminal mastermind to you? I mean, really? 465 00:27:13,146 --> 00:27:16,666 Can we just go through the dates? Thursday the 9th, evening. 466 00:27:17,746 --> 00:27:19,666 Right, Thursday is bowling. 467 00:27:19,826 --> 00:27:22,146 We're in a league. The 9th was... 468 00:27:22,306 --> 00:27:25,866 Ah, yeah, our famous victory over the Bowling Stones. 469 00:27:26,026 --> 00:27:27,986 I do a ball-by-ball tweet commentary, 470 00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:29,466 with, like, photos and... 471 00:27:31,506 --> 00:27:33,346 There's the old boy. 472 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:36,626 So you'll vouch he was with you? 473 00:27:36,786 --> 00:27:38,946 Oh, don't just take my word for it, ask the boys. 474 00:27:39,106 --> 00:27:42,546 Miami Tony, Jazz... All right, I get the gist. 475 00:27:42,706 --> 00:27:44,786 Oh, by the way, did you get a mugshot of him? 476 00:27:44,906 --> 00:27:46,326 If so, could I get a copy of that? 477 00:27:46,386 --> 00:27:48,346 Cos I'd love to get some T-shirts made. 478 00:28:05,146 --> 00:28:09,546 See, now, I would not be standing out here alone if I was you. 479 00:28:09,706 --> 00:28:13,026 Oh, yeah, don't tell me - this is your special white power rail. 480 00:28:15,266 --> 00:28:18,786 You don't like me but I'm going to tell you something anyway. 481 00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:22,866 In this place, it is all about front. 482 00:28:23,026 --> 00:28:25,746 You act like a victim, you will be a victim. 483 00:28:25,866 --> 00:28:28,866 You act like a crazy bitch... 484 00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:31,306 I mean, why do you think I got this thing? 485 00:28:33,466 --> 00:28:36,706 So you're not a white supremacist? 486 00:28:36,826 --> 00:28:38,106 No, I am, 487 00:28:38,266 --> 00:28:40,786 I just ain't dumb enough to think this is a good look. 488 00:28:40,906 --> 00:28:43,786 You need to get into the VIF. 489 00:28:43,946 --> 00:28:46,346 It's the Vulnerable Inmates Facility. 490 00:28:46,506 --> 00:28:50,346 It's a little bit less... intense kind of experience. 491 00:28:50,466 --> 00:28:51,826 How do I get in there? 492 00:28:51,986 --> 00:28:55,066 The two most popular ways is getting stabbed or getting pregnant. 493 00:28:55,186 --> 00:28:57,466 I don't want you to stab me. 494 00:28:57,586 --> 00:29:00,266 Girl, I ain't offering to stab you. 495 00:29:00,386 --> 00:29:02,666 I can get you pregnant, though. 496 00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:05,426 That's nine months in there, just for starters. 497 00:29:05,586 --> 00:29:10,786 Plus, another 18 months for tit feeding and baby bonding 498 00:29:10,906 --> 00:29:12,586 and whatnot. 499 00:29:12,746 --> 00:29:15,746 That's over two years of safety, Rhonda. 500 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,946 How are you going to get me pregnant? 501 00:29:20,066 --> 00:29:22,066 I can get you semen. 502 00:29:22,226 --> 00:29:26,786 For the right price, I can get you good, strong semen. 503 00:29:26,946 --> 00:29:30,866 You see, I got a little arrangement for the importation of goods. 504 00:29:31,026 --> 00:29:34,306 My grammy comes and visits me once a week 505 00:29:34,426 --> 00:29:36,266 and, I mean, they search her and all 506 00:29:36,386 --> 00:29:37,746 but they don't go up her ass 507 00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:40,586 on account of respect for the elderly and all that crap. 508 00:29:40,706 --> 00:29:43,226 I get it. That's the scam, right? 509 00:29:44,506 --> 00:29:47,506 You beat people up and then you offer them safety for a price? 510 00:29:47,626 --> 00:29:49,146 Just leave me alone. 511 00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:51,666 I didn't order that hit, hon! 512 00:29:51,826 --> 00:29:54,466 Oh, where are you going? I was trying to help! 513 00:30:00,426 --> 00:30:04,106 Tell me about your wife, Jamie. Tell me about Layla. 514 00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:08,906 Why? "Why?" 515 00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:11,106 Because this is an interrogation and I'm asking you. 516 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,666 She disappeared, right? 517 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:17,946 We were at Heathrow, we'd just flown back from our honeymoon. 518 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,026 We'd been married for two weeks. 519 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,906 I went to get the car, she went to get coffee... 520 00:30:25,346 --> 00:30:29,146 ..I drove around to pick her up and she wasn't there. 521 00:30:31,866 --> 00:30:34,346 And I never found her. She just disappeared. 522 00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,746 Christ. 523 00:30:36,866 --> 00:30:39,226 Gone, just like that, into thin air. 524 00:30:39,346 --> 00:30:41,186 Pfff. Is she alive? Is she dead? 525 00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:42,506 Seven years and no answers. 526 00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,786 I mean, how do you move on from that? 527 00:30:44,906 --> 00:30:45,986 You don't. 528 00:30:46,106 --> 00:30:48,186 No, I saw those videos you made. 529 00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:50,066 Well, not all of them, obviously. 530 00:30:50,226 --> 00:30:52,346 There must have been about, what, 2,000? 531 00:30:52,466 --> 00:30:54,026 I've got to hand it to you, though, 532 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,506 I don't know why you are doing it but as cover stories go, 533 00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:58,306 you are very thorough. 534 00:30:58,426 --> 00:30:59,466 I don't understand. 535 00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:01,506 No, that's what I'm saying, neither do I. 536 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,706 I mean, what sort of person 537 00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:07,706 pretends that his wife has been missing for seven years? 538 00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:12,026 And the Oscar goes to... 539 00:31:12,146 --> 00:31:13,386 Jamie Winton. 540 00:31:16,026 --> 00:31:17,866 There she is, alive and well. 541 00:31:17,986 --> 00:31:19,906 Oh, and who's that with her? 542 00:31:24,422 --> 00:31:25,742 She's my wife! 543 00:31:27,436 --> 00:31:29,156 I have a right to know! 544 00:31:29,316 --> 00:31:31,196 Well, you broke him. 545 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,037 Didn't learn much, though, did we? 546 00:31:33,196 --> 00:31:37,196 Except A, he's not acting, and B, he's got a watertight alibi. 547 00:31:37,214 --> 00:31:38,854 It wasn't him in Moscow. 548 00:31:40,534 --> 00:31:41,934 Go on. 549 00:31:48,134 --> 00:31:51,254 OK, we're dropping the charges. You're free to go. It's about time. 550 00:31:51,373 --> 00:31:53,413 Come on, Jamie, let's go. 551 00:31:53,534 --> 00:31:54,534 I'm not leaving. 552 00:31:54,694 --> 00:31:57,414 I want the photo and I want to know everything you know 553 00:31:57,574 --> 00:31:59,854 about who she's with, cos it isn't me. 554 00:32:00,014 --> 00:32:01,414 Give me the photo. I'm sorry, 555 00:32:01,574 --> 00:32:04,054 but it's evidence in an ongoing investigation. 556 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,974 I am not at liberty to discuss it with you. 557 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:09,814 I have been looking for seven years. I have a right to know! 558 00:32:09,934 --> 00:32:11,374 I am sorry, Jamie. 559 00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,374 Really, I am. 560 00:32:13,494 --> 00:32:15,974 Come on, Jamie, let's get you home. 561 00:32:21,654 --> 00:32:23,174 In other news, 562 00:32:23,334 --> 00:32:25,694 the Attorney General provoked controversy today 563 00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:28,574 by confirming he would seek the maximum sentence for Rhonda McNeil. 564 00:32:28,734 --> 00:32:31,254 Civil liberties groups criticised the decision, 565 00:32:31,414 --> 00:32:34,334 arguing the punishment was disproportionate to McNeil's crime. 566 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:37,814 McNeil now faces five to ten years in a maximum security prison, 567 00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:40,294 despite stealing nothing... 568 00:32:40,414 --> 00:32:42,414 Girl, you need to sack that stylist! 569 00:32:42,574 --> 00:32:44,574 Her lawyer said today that McNeil would... 570 00:32:46,494 --> 00:32:47,854 Hold on one second. 571 00:32:50,174 --> 00:32:52,334 We are interrupting to go live to the White House, 572 00:32:52,494 --> 00:32:54,974 for an emergency statement from the president. 573 00:32:55,094 --> 00:32:56,694 My fellow Americans, 574 00:32:56,854 --> 00:32:59,094 three days ago the Hubble space telescope 575 00:32:59,254 --> 00:33:03,014 detected an unusually large comet in our solar system. 576 00:33:03,174 --> 00:33:06,094 Since then, scientists have been working around the clock 577 00:33:06,214 --> 00:33:07,574 to plot its trajectory. 578 00:33:07,734 --> 00:33:10,134 The comet was first identified in the 1980s 579 00:33:10,294 --> 00:33:12,534 and did not pose any threat to Earth. 580 00:33:12,694 --> 00:33:15,774 However, it appears that at some point in the last few weeks, 581 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:17,254 in the light of the other... 582 00:33:17,374 --> 00:33:20,174 'Is this some kind of test, Lord? 583 00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:24,614 'If you want me to do the job, why make me work with him? 584 00:33:24,734 --> 00:33:27,094 'Or is that the point? 585 00:33:27,254 --> 00:33:29,734 'Why did you have to make this so difficult? 586 00:33:29,854 --> 00:33:32,094 'Just tell me, please.' 587 00:33:34,934 --> 00:33:38,094 Oh, thank God. I've been worried sick! 588 00:33:38,214 --> 00:33:40,894 What the hell was all that about? 589 00:33:41,014 --> 00:33:43,294 Honestly, I wish I knew. 590 00:33:43,414 --> 00:33:45,494 So they've dropped the charges? 591 00:33:45,614 --> 00:33:46,574 Jamie? 592 00:33:48,134 --> 00:33:50,814 What is it, are you all right? Layla's alive. 593 00:33:50,934 --> 00:33:52,054 Layla? 594 00:33:53,734 --> 00:33:55,414 What's Layla got to do with this? 595 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,414 And it seems there's another me. 596 00:33:57,534 --> 00:33:59,294 What are you talking about? 597 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:03,534 He looks just like me. We've got the same DNA. 598 00:34:03,654 --> 00:34:06,534 Mum, what aren't you telling me? 599 00:34:10,054 --> 00:34:12,294 Oh, mate, turn on the TV. Not now, Dave. 600 00:34:12,414 --> 00:34:14,214 No, now, you need to see this. 601 00:34:14,374 --> 00:34:16,974 The collision knocked the comet off course 602 00:34:17,094 --> 00:34:18,814 and onto a new trajectory. 603 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,174 It is with great sadness that I must tell you 604 00:34:21,334 --> 00:34:24,694 that the comet is now on a direct collision course with Earth. 605 00:34:26,174 --> 00:34:29,694 It will strike us in just 34 days' time. 606 00:34:29,814 --> 00:34:32,454 The comet is eight miles wide and will hit us travelling at a speed 607 00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:34,454 of approximately 27 miles per second. 608 00:34:34,654 --> 00:34:37,814 Current indications are that it will impact Earth 609 00:34:37,974 --> 00:34:40,534 somewhere on the eastern Atlantic, off the coast of Europe. 610 00:34:42,734 --> 00:34:45,214 'Just give me a sign 611 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:47,694 'like you used to do with the burning bushes.' 612 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,494 'Something clear and unav...' 613 00:34:56,894 --> 00:34:59,334 They have checked and rechecked their findings... 614 00:35:14,574 --> 00:35:17,094 ..all the data points to the same conclusion, 615 00:35:17,214 --> 00:35:20,414 that this will be an ELE - 616 00:35:20,534 --> 00:35:22,614 an Extinction Level Event. 617 00:35:22,734 --> 00:35:24,214 The burning bush. 618 00:35:24,334 --> 00:35:26,254 I would like to appeal for calm. 619 00:35:26,414 --> 00:35:29,574 The situation will not get easier if we panic. 620 00:35:37,214 --> 00:35:39,574 I assure you, the United States government 621 00:35:39,734 --> 00:35:42,934 is doing everything it possibly can to affect the situation, 622 00:35:43,094 --> 00:35:45,534 and I will let you know as soon as I have more information. 623 00:35:45,654 --> 00:35:46,894 Hey, are you watching this? 624 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:48,374 Sit back down! 625 00:35:48,534 --> 00:35:51,254 Open the goddamn door, I'm not going to die in this freezer! 626 00:35:51,414 --> 00:35:53,814 This is genuine, this is not a hoax. 627 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:57,054 We have just 34 days left. 628 00:35:57,174 --> 00:36:01,774 God, what do we do now? 629 00:36:01,894 --> 00:36:03,214 I don't know about you two 630 00:36:03,374 --> 00:36:05,854 but I am going to get absolutely hammered. 631 00:36:06,014 --> 00:36:09,654 We can go to the weather here, but...where's Jane? 632 00:36:09,774 --> 00:36:11,734 Has Jane gone? 633 00:36:11,854 --> 00:36:12,774 She's gone. 634 00:36:17,254 --> 00:36:19,654 You didn't answer my question. 635 00:36:19,774 --> 00:36:21,294 Do I have a twin? 636 00:36:22,534 --> 00:36:25,254 I don't know. Maybe. 637 00:36:25,374 --> 00:36:27,374 "Maybe"?! 638 00:36:27,494 --> 00:36:28,614 What do you mean, "maybe"? 639 00:36:31,254 --> 00:36:33,174 You're adopted, Jamie. 640 00:36:34,774 --> 00:36:38,094 You were found in a shoebox in a car park. 641 00:36:38,214 --> 00:36:40,534 You were tiny, a few hours old. 642 00:36:40,694 --> 00:36:45,174 And I adopted you and I meant to tell you, I promise I did. 643 00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:49,214 But it's just the older you got, there just never seemed a good time. 644 00:36:50,934 --> 00:36:52,734 And this... 645 00:36:52,854 --> 00:36:55,414 This is a good time?! 646 00:36:55,574 --> 00:36:58,254 It is my birthday and the world is ending. 647 00:36:59,694 --> 00:37:01,174 I'm sorry. 648 00:37:01,294 --> 00:37:04,454 Jamie, I'm sorry. Jamie! 649 00:37:31,534 --> 00:37:32,894 Hello? 650 00:37:46,854 --> 00:37:48,694 Where's that music coming from? 651 00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:58,174 OK, call for backup. Now! 652 00:37:59,414 --> 00:38:01,414 I can't, the line is dead. 653 00:38:01,534 --> 00:38:02,814 OK, screw this. 654 00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:07,534 Hey! Hey! 655 00:38:14,254 --> 00:38:15,774 Isn't it wonderful? 656 00:38:15,934 --> 00:38:19,334 He's coming, Sister! He's actually coming! 657 00:38:20,654 --> 00:38:22,214 Celine! 658 00:38:22,374 --> 00:38:25,854 Every crackpot in the world is about to come out of the woodwork 659 00:38:25,974 --> 00:38:28,134 and prey on the scared and the weak. 660 00:38:28,294 --> 00:38:30,414 Fake prophets, bullshit miracles - 661 00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,574 the world needs sceptics now more than ever. 662 00:38:32,694 --> 00:38:33,694 Are you in or out? 663 00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:34,734 In. 664 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,014 Attention, prisoners, 665 00:38:56,174 --> 00:39:00,094 this facility is no longer under the control of the authorities. 666 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:02,894 Please take a moment to locate your nearest exit, 667 00:39:03,014 --> 00:39:05,454 then run, my pretties, run. 668 00:39:15,134 --> 00:39:16,974 I just found out I'm adopted. 669 00:39:17,094 --> 00:39:18,654 OK, and? 670 00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,134 So it's possible I have a twin I didn't know about. 671 00:39:21,254 --> 00:39:22,694 I could maybe lead you to him. 672 00:39:22,854 --> 00:39:25,694 I could say I want to meet and wear a wire or something. 673 00:39:25,854 --> 00:39:29,174 You finding him is my best chance of finding her. 674 00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:31,814 Please, let me help with your investigation! 675 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,814 Jamie, turn your TV on. 676 00:39:33,974 --> 00:39:36,214 There's not going to be an investigation. 677 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:39,014 Who gives a toss about cybercrime? 678 00:39:39,134 --> 00:39:40,334 It's over. 679 00:39:42,694 --> 00:39:44,454 What the hell. 680 00:39:44,574 --> 00:39:46,734 Here, have it. 681 00:39:46,894 --> 00:39:49,574 Moscow, six weeks ago, Thursday the 9th. 682 00:39:49,694 --> 00:39:51,094 That's all I know. 683 00:39:51,254 --> 00:39:54,694 If you want answers, you're going to have to find them yourself. 684 00:39:54,814 --> 00:39:55,734 Good luck. 685 00:39:58,654 --> 00:40:01,174 On behalf of the American penal system, 686 00:40:01,334 --> 00:40:03,574 I'd like to thank you for your stay. 687 00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:05,254 If you've enjoyed your time here, 688 00:40:05,414 --> 00:40:07,774 do please recommend us to your friends. 689 00:40:10,214 --> 00:40:12,414 Rhonda, get in! 690 00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:14,774 Who the hell are you? 691 00:40:14,894 --> 00:40:16,694 A big fan of your work. Get in. 692 00:40:23,894 --> 00:40:25,294 I'm coming too! 693 00:40:25,414 --> 00:40:27,614 No, drive! 694 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,454 Hey, what's with the Nazi? This wasn't the plan. 695 00:40:39,574 --> 00:40:41,174 The plan just changed. Drive. 696 00:40:41,334 --> 00:40:43,294 We wish you a pleasant future, 697 00:40:43,414 --> 00:40:44,934 however short that may be. 698 00:40:47,814 --> 00:40:50,814 And if I may, I'd just like to say the words "penal system" 699 00:40:50,934 --> 00:40:52,534 over a loudspeaker again. 700 00:40:57,134 --> 00:40:58,694 OK, who's for birthday cake? 701 00:41:09,814 --> 00:41:11,734 'And that was how it started. 702 00:41:13,494 --> 00:41:18,774 'That was the day our old lives ended and our new lives began. 703 00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,614 '34 days ago. 704 00:41:28,334 --> 00:41:29,854 'It feels like a lifetime. 705 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:39,454 'Back then, we were hurtling through the universe on our separate paths. 706 00:41:39,574 --> 00:41:40,854 'And then boom... 707 00:41:44,014 --> 00:41:46,294 '..somehow we all collided. 708 00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:10,094 'There's 15 of us in here. 709 00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:11,534 'But why us? 710 00:42:11,734 --> 00:42:13,534 'I mean, we are hardly the A Team, are we? 711 00:42:13,694 --> 00:42:16,694 'So is this just luck or something bigger? 712 00:42:16,814 --> 00:42:19,454 'Fate, destiny? 713 00:42:19,574 --> 00:42:22,174 'I mean, are we the chosen ones? 714 00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:24,654 'God, I sound like such a penis for saying that, 715 00:42:24,814 --> 00:42:27,974 'but still, after everything that's happened, 716 00:42:28,094 --> 00:42:30,014 'how else do you explain it?' 717 00:42:31,318 --> 00:43:29,079 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells